July 2009
3 posts
June 2009
13 posts
Baby Bonus # ?
I can hide behind my Spawn! I can hold her right in front of me! That way I can let it allllll hang out. Also, since nobody talks to me about anything else anyway, I don’t have to worry about coming up with something witty to say. What a relief?
Of course, it’s the baby’s fault that I have anything to hide in the first place. Sigh…
Here's some math for you:
1 teething baby + 1 rainy day + 1.5 ml limit on baby tylenol/ serving = awesome day.
good help is hard to find.
Mood: low. Like, junior high low.
My babysitter for tomorrow night has canceled. This is devestating. Obvisouly, paid help was my last option so now I’m s.o.l. Note to pregnant ladies: all those people who say they can’t wait to babysit your unborn child are full of crap. You will sit home alone. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m just going to go lock myself in my closet and...
Hello, I am suffering from impared cognitive... →
Click on the link to read the article about ‘baby brain’. It’s ligit! And that explains why I’ve forgotten to strap my baby in and simply placed her seat in the car, forgot to pay bills, forgot to put the cap back on after I actually remembered to put oil in the car, forgot to call people back, started the dishes and forgot to finish them, burned all or some of our dinner,...
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE mat leave.
Why didn’t I do this sooner? Right. Because babies having babies is tough. Point is, I LOVE mat leave. Can I just break my day down for you?
slept in until 9:30am. Nice one, Associate! Still no ring on my finger though… but marriage is an antiquated waste of money or whatever.
did some light shopping, etc. while Grandma looked after the baby.
went to the driving range with my...
Gift horse, mouth.
It’s amazing how generous people are when you have your first child. The gifts are still rolling in. My silent partner and I only just started buying diapers. What a gift. One person, in particular, has been very generous. We’ve affectionately named him the Benefactor. It was Father Christmas but I thought that might eventually start to confuse the baby. Or ruin Christmas. Anyway, the...
